In Praise of Fast Food
By Rachael Laudan
Published: February 2010
Modern, fast, processed food is a disaster. That, at least, is the message conveyed by
newspapers and magazines, on television programs, and in cookbooks. It is a mark of
sophistication to bemoan the steel roller mill and supermarket bread while yearning for stoneground flour and brick ovens; to seek out heirloom apples while despising modern tomatoes; to
be hostile to agronomists who develop high-yielding crops and to home economists who invent
recipes for General Mills.
My culinary style, like so many people’s, was created by those who scorned industrialized food;
culinary Luddites, we could call them, after the 19th-century English workers who abhorred the
machines that were destroying their way of life. I learned to cook from the books of Elizabeth
David, who urged us to sweep our cupboards “clean for ever of the cluttering debris of
commercial sauce bottles and all synthetic aids to flavoring.”
I rush to the newsstand to pick up Saveur with its promise to teach me to “savor a world of
authentic cuisine.”
Culinary Luddism has come to involve more than just taste, however; it has also presented itself
as a moral and political crusade—and it is here that I begin to back off. The reason is not far to
seek: because I am a historian.
As a historian I cannot accept the account of the past implied by this movement: the sunny,
rural days of yore contrasted with the gray industrial present. It gains credence not from
scholarship but from evocative dichotomies: fresh and natural versus processed and preserved;
local versus global; slow versus fast; artisanal and traditional versus urban and industrial;
healthful versus contaminated. History shows, I believe, that the Luddites have things back to
front.
That food should be fresh and natural has become an article of faith. It comes as something of a
shock to realize that this is a latter-day creed.
For our ancestors, natural was something quite nasty. Natural often tasted bad. Fresh meat was
rank and tough, fresh fruits inedibly sour, fresh vegetables bitter. Natural was unreliable. Fresh
milk soured; eggs went rotten. Everywhere seasons of plenty were followed by seasons of
hunger. Natural was also usually indigestible. Grains, which supplied 50 to 90 percent of the
calories in most societies, have to be threshed, ground, and cooked to make them edible.
So to make food tasty, safe, digestible, and healthy, our forebears bred, ground, soaked,
leached, curdled, fermented, and cooked naturally occurring plants and animals until they were
literally beaten into submission. They created sweet oranges and juicy apples and non-bitter
legumes, happily abandoning their more natural but less tasty ancestors. They built granaries,
dried their meat and their fruit, salted and smoked their fish, curdled and fermented their dairy
products, and cheerfully used additives and preservatives—sugar, salt, oil, vinegar, lye—to
make edible foodstuffs.
Eating fresh, natural food was regarded with suspicion verging on horror; only the uncivilized,
the poor, and the starving resorted to it. When the ancient Greeks took it as a sign of bad times
if people were driven to eat greens and root vegetables, they were rehearsing common
wisdom. Happiness was not a verdant Garden of Eden abounding in fresh fruits, but a securely
locked storehouse jammed with preserved, processed foods.
As for slow food, it is easy to wax nostalgic about a time when families and friends met to relax
over delicious food, and to forget that, far from being an invention of the late 20th century, fast
food has been a mainstay of every society. Hunters tracking their prey, shepherds tending their
flocks, soldiers on campaign, and farmers rushing to get in the harvest all needed food that
could be eaten quickly and away from home. The Greeks roasted barley and ground it into a
meal to eat straight or mixed with water, milk, or butter (as Tibetans still do), while the Aztecs
ground roasted maize and mixed it with water (as Mexicans still do).
What about the idea that the best food was country food, handmade by artisans? That food
came from the country goes without saying. The presumed corollary—that country people ate
better than city dwellers—does not. Few who worked the land were independent peasants
baking their own bread and salting down their own pig. Most were burdened with heavy taxes
and rents paid in kind (that is, food); or worse, they were indentured, serfs, or slaves. They
subsisted on what was left over, getting by on thin gruels and gritty flatbreads.
The dishes we call ethnic and assume to be of peasant origin were invented for the urban, or at
least urbane, aristocrats who collected the surplus. This is as true of the lasagna of northern
Italy as it is of the chicken korma of Mughal Delhi, the moo shu pork of imperial China, and the
pilafs, stuffed vegetables, and baklava of the great Ottoman palace in Istanbul. Cities have
always enjoyed the best food and have invariably been the focal points of culinary innovation.
Nor are most “traditional foods” very old. For every prized dish that goes back 2,000 years, a
dozen have been invented in the last 200. The French baguette? A 20th-century phenomenon,
adopted nationwide only after World War II. Greek moussaka? Created in the early 20th
century in an attempt to Frenchify Greek food. Tequila? Promoted as the national drink of
Mexico during the 1930s by the Mexican film industry. These are indisputable facts of history,
though if you point them out you will be met with stares of disbelief.
Were old foods more healthful than ours? Inherent in this vague notion are several different
claims, among them that foods were less dangerous, that diets were better balanced. Yet while
we fret about pesticides on apples and mercury in tuna, we should remember that ingesting
food is and always has been dangerous. Many plants contain both toxins and carcinogens.
Grilling and frying add more. Bread was likely to be stretched with chalk, pepper adulterated
with the sweepings of warehouse floors, and sausage stuffed with all the horrors famously
exposed by Upton Sinclair in The Jungle.
By the standard measures of health and nutrition—life expectancy and height—our ancestors
were far worse off than we are. Much of the blame was due to diet, exacerbated by living
conditions and infections that affect the body’s ability to use food. No amount of nostalgia for
the pastoral foods of the distant past can wish away the fact that our ancestors lived mean,
short lives, constantly afflicted with diseases, many of which can be directly attributed to what
they did and did not eat.
Historical myths, though, can mislead as much by what they don’t say as by what they do say—
and nostalgia for the past typically glosses over the moral problems intrinsic to the labor of
producing food. Most men were born to a life of labor in the fields, most women to a life of
grinding, chopping, and cooking.
“Servitude,” said my mother as she prepared home-cooked breakfast, dinner, and tea for 8 to
10 people 365 days a year. She was right. Churning butter and skinning and cleaning hares,
without the option of picking up the phone for a pizza if something goes wrong, is unremitting,
unforgiving toil. Perhaps, though, my mother did not realize how much worse her lot might
have been. She could at least buy our bread. In Mexico, at the same time, women without
servants could expect to spend five hours a day kneeling at the grindstone preparing the dough
for the family’s tortillas.
In the first half of the 20th century, Italians embraced factory-made pasta and canned
tomatoes. In the second half, Japanese women welcomed factory-made bread because they
could sleep a little longer instead of getting up to make rice. As supermarkets appeared in
Eastern Europe, people rejoiced at the convenience of ready-made goods. For all, culinary
modernism had proved what was wanted: food that was processed, preservable, industrial,
novel, and fast, the food of the elite at a price everyone could afford. Where modern food
became available, people grew taller and stronger and lived longer. Men had choices other
than hard agricultural labor; women had choices other than kneeling at the metate five hours a
day.
So the sunlit past of the culinary Luddites never existed. So their ethos is based not on history
but on a fairy tale. So what? Certainly no one would deny that an industrialized food supply has
its own problems. Perhaps we should eat more fresh, natural, local, artisanal, slow food. Does it
matter if the history is not quite right?
It matters quite a bit, I believe. If we do not understand that most people had no choice but to
devote their lives to growing and cooking food, we are incapable of comprehending that
modern food allows us unparalleled choices not just of diet but of what to do with our lives. If
we urge the Mexican to stay at her metate, the farmer to stay at his olive press, the housewife
to stay at her stove, all so that we may eat handmade tortillas, traditionally pressed olive oil,
and home-cooked meals, we are assuming the mantle of the aristocrats of old.
If we fail to understand how scant and monotonous most traditional diets were, we can
misunderstand the “ethnic foods” we encounter in cookbooks, at restaurants, or on our travels.
We can represent the peoples of the Mediterranean, Southeast Asia, India, or Mexico as pawns
at the mercy of multi-national corporations bent on selling trashy modern products—failing to
appreciate that, like us, they enjoy a choice of goods in the market. A Mexican friend, suffering
from one too many foreign visitors who chided her because she offered Italian food,
complained, “Why can’t we eat spaghetti, too?”
If we assume that good food maps neatly onto old or slow or homemade food, we miss the fact
that lots of industrial foods are better. Certainly no one with a grindstone will ever produce
chocolate as suave as that produced by conching in a machine for 72 hours. And let us not
forget that the current popularity of Italian food owes much to two convenience foods that
even purists love, factory pasta and canned tomatoes. Far from fleeing them, we should be
clamoring for more high-quality industrial foods.
If we romanticize the past, we may miss the fact that it is the modern, global, industrial
economy (not the local resources of the wintry country around New York, Boston, or Chicago)
that allows us to savor traditional, fresh, and natural foods. Fresh and natural loom so large
because we can take for granted the processed staples—salt, flour, sugar, chocolate, oils,
coffee, tea—produced by food corporations.
Culinary Luddites are right, though, about two important things: We need to know how to
prepare good food, and we need a culinary ethos. As far as good food goes, they’ve done us all
a service by teaching us how to use the bounty delivered to us by (ironically) the global
economy. Their ethos, though, is another matter. Were we able to turn back the clock, as they
urge, most of us would be toiling all day in the fields or the kitchen; many of us would be
starving.
Nostalgia is not what we need. What we need is an ethos that comes to terms with
contemporary, industrialized food, not one that dismisses it; an ethos that opens choices for
everyone, not one that closes them for many so that a few may enjoy their labor; and an ethos
that does not prejudge, but decides case by case when natural is preferable to processed, fresh
to preserved, old to new, slow to fast, artisanal to industrial. Such an ethos, and not a timorous
Luddism, is what will impel us to create the matchless modern cuisines appropriate to our time.
LET IT SNOW
By David Sedaris
Winters were frustratingly mild in North Carolina, but the year I was in the fifth grade we got
lucky. Snow fell, and, for the first time in years, it accumulated. School was cancelled, and two
days later we got lucky again. There were eight inches on the ground, and, rather than melting, it
froze. On the fifth day of our vacation, my mother had a little breakdown. Our presence had
disrupted the secret life she led while we were at school, and when she could no longer take it
she threw us out. It wasn’t a gentle request but something closer to an eviction. “Get the hell out
of my house,” she said.
We reminded her that it was our house, too, and she opened the front door and shoved us into the
carport. “And stay out!” she shouted.
My sisters and I went down the hill and sledded with other children from the neighborhood. A
few hours later, we returned home, surprised to find that the door was locked. “Oh, come on,” we
said. I rang the bell, and when no one answered we went to the window and saw our mother in
the kitchen, watching television. Normally she waited until five o’clock to have a drink, but for
the past few days she’d been making an exception. Drinking didn’t count if you followed a glass
of wine with a cup of coffee, and so she had a goblet and a mug positioned before her on the
countertop.
“Hey!” we yelled. “Open the door. It’s us.” We knocked on the pane and, without looking in our
direction, she refilled her goblet and left the room.
“That bitch,” my sister Lisa said. We pounded again and again, and when our mother failed to
answer we went around back and threw snowballs at her bedroom window. “You are going to be
in so much trouble when Dad gets home!” we shouted, and in response my mother pulled the
drapes. Dusk approached, and as it grew colder it occurred to us that we could possibly die. It
happened, surely. Selfish mothers wanted the house to themselves and their children were
discovered years later, frozen like mastodons in blocks of ice.
My sister Gretchen suggested that we call our father, but none of us knew his number, and he
probably wouldn’t have done anything anyway. He’d gone to work specifically to escape our
mother, and between the weather and her mood it could be hours, or even days, before he
returned home.
“One of us should get hit by a car,” I said. “That would teach the both of them.” I pictured
Gretchen, her life hanging by a thread as my parents paced the halls of Rex Hospital, wishing
they had been more attentive. It was really the perfect solution. With her out of the way, the rest
of us would be more valuable and have a bit more room to spread out. “Gretchen, go lie in the
street.”
“Make Amy do it,” she said.
Amy, in turn, pushed it off on Tiffany, who was the youngest and had no concept of death. “It’s
like sleeping,” we told her. “Only you get a canopy bed.”
Poor Tiffany. She’d do just about anything in return for a little affection. All you had to do was
call her Tiff, and whatever you wanted was yours: her allowance, her dinner, the contents of her
Easter basket. Her eagerness to please was absolute and naked. When we asked her to lie in the
middle of the street, her only question was “Where?”
We chose a quiet dip between two hills, a spot where drivers were almost required to skid out of
control. She took her place, this six-year-old in a butter-colored coat, and we gathered on the
curb to watch. The first car to come along belonged to a neighbor, a fellow-Yankee who had
outfitted his tires with chains and stopped a few feet from our sister’s body. “Is that a person?”
he asked.
“Well, sort of,” Lisa said. She explained that we’d been locked out of our house, and, while the
man appeared to accept it as a reasonable explanation, I’m pretty sure he was the one who told
on us. Another car passed, and then we saw our mother, this puffy figure awkwardly negotiating
the crest of the hill. She did not own a pair of pants, and her legs were buried to the calf in snow.
We wanted to send her home, to kick her out of nature just as she had kicked us out of the house,
but it was hard to stay angry at someone that pitiful-looking.
“Are you wearing your loafers?” Lisa asked, and in response our mother raised a bare foot.
“I was wearing loafers,” she said. “I mean, really, it was there a second ago.”
This was how things went. One moment she was locking us out of our own house and the next
we were rooting around in the snow, looking for her left shoe. “Oh, forget about it,” she said.
“It’ll turn up in a few days.” Gretchen fitted her cap over my mother’s foot. Lisa secured it with
her scarf, and, surrounding her tightly on all sides, we made our way home.
‘The Old Man Isn’t There Anymore’
By Kellie Schmitt
I found myself in a Chinese funeral parlor because of a phone call I made to my cleaning lady.
The previous evening, my husband Gregg had seen our neighbors crying in the hallway. We’d
wondered if the old grandpa, the one with the buzz-cut hair, had died. Gregg had suggested we
shouldn’t interfere, but curiosity had gotten the best of me. I’d called the all-knowing cleaning
lady.
“Do you know why the neighbors,” I paused. I knew the word in Mandarin for “crying” but not
hallway.
“Do you know why the neighbors are very sad?” I asked.
“The old man isn’t there anymore,” she replied, which I guessed was her baby Chinese way of
telling me he died.
“Ah, the old man who lives on the second floor?” I asked.
Even though we had lived in this old three-story house in Shanghai for more than a year, I
couldn’t map out the neighbors and where they resided. While we lived in a spacious
apartment on the renovated top floor, the other two floors remained as they had been during
the height of Communism: cheap, basic and subdivided. As a result, we shared the house with
many neighbors. They’d pop out of doorways, hallways, and hidden bathrooms, often wearing
just slippers and underwear. There were at least a dozen, all local Shanghainese.
When we had first seen the apartment, I had created stories in my head of the relationships
we’d establish with our cohabitants. I’d wander into their kitchens in the late afternoon and
we’d sit around sipping green tea and chatting in Chinese about our lives. That fairy-tale ended
when we moved in: Nobody would even say hello to us.
I grilled our Chinese teacher for an explanation. Am I saying ni hao wrong? Was there some
moving-in etiquette that I’d forgotten? In China, do people not speak to those who walk around
in their underwear under the same roof? My teacher said she wasn’t sure.
Still, I was persistent. I would repeatedly try to engage them, saying hello at every encounter.
Sometimes, I’d offer a comment on the weather, or tell the grandpa with the buzz cut: “We’re
off to America for two weeks! See you when we get back!”
Around month three, I got a disgruntled nod from one of the underwear men. One day, the
second-floor dad, who was always cooking in the communal kitchen, told me his family’s white
cat liked me. And, miraculously, when I returned from Christmas vacation with two heavy
suitcases, the burly second-floor mom helped me lug them up the steep wooden stairs. We had
turned a corner.
I was so grateful that I wanted to show my appreciation. I dashed down the stairs and offered
the mom and grandpa a plate of fresh brownies. Grandpa didn’t say anything, just looked at me
with a bemused smile. I shoved one onto his plate, blushing as it occurred to me that Chinese
traditionally don’t like excessively sweet Western desserts.
From there, I progressed to exchanging pleasantries, mostly commenting on the lazy white cat
who liked to sleep all day in the nook beneath the banister.
When I hung up the phone with the cleaning lady, I made the bold decision to buy sympathy
flowers. After all, grandpa and I had often exchanged hellos. He would stand in his undershirt in
the doorway, a stout man with full cheeks and an easy smile. His face had few wrinkles though
it was patterned with age spots, and I had imagined he was in his 70s. He always looked
perplexed by our presence and I’d sometimes wonder what the China of his youth was like,
when the country was closed to the West. What a contrast to be spending his final days living a
floor away from two Americans.
With my basket of roses in hand, I knocked on the family’s door. The dad, dressed in loose
white fabric, opened it with a surprised smile. In Chinese, he said, over and over, that I was too
polite. For the first time, he beckoned me into their one-room space, now covered in white
floral arrangements. The sweet scent of lilies perfumed the air.
My local florist didn’t do funeral-specific arrangements so I’d asked her to create an
appropriate alternative. Apparently something got lost in the translation. Nobody had
mentioned I should have requested white, the color associated with death in China.
The mom wrote my Chinese name, 可莉, on a long paper scroll and hung it across my scarletcolored flowers like a beauty pageant sash. Great, I thought. Now everyone will know who got
the wrong color.
Their rarely-seen, 25-year-old daughter, Lili, spoke up in English. She explained that her
grandfather had died from cancer, and while they were very sad, it was considered a good
omen for the family that he had a long life.
“We would be very honored if you’d attend the funeral on Saturday,” she said. “Since he died at
91, it’s a joyous occasion and we want you to be there.”
I deflected the offer, using the words I had learned for “don’t want to bother you.” I was aware
that the Chinese often extended invites just to be polite. It was my job to refuse. Still, they
insisted and insisted, which made me wonder if they were seriously asking me to attend
grandpa’s funeral. When they mentioned that it would mean a lot to the deceased, I wavered.
And when they told me that everyone who attends will also live a long life, I finally agreed.
As soon as our coach arrived at the funeral home that Saturday, Lili began translating the
remarks of the passersby: Wow a foreigner is here! What is a foreigner doing here? We’ve
never seen a foreigner here.
As we silently filed into the room, trumpets and saxophones sounded, a little off-key,
punctuated with a clash of symbols. We all wore black fabric swatches pinned to our arms to
acknowledge we were part of the grieving party. Inside, there were about 30 people, mostly
family and some old friends. I urged Lili to join her family in the front while I shuffled to the
back of the room.
The emcee orchestrated the order of events with short commentaries. Soon, the microphone
was given to the mom’s older sister. I was able to follow her speech for about two sentences,
up to the point where she said she’d be representing her siblings. She quickly lost me, but I still
understood the parts where she cried, “Baba,” or daddy, then sobbed. She wailed, her voice
broke, and then she repeated it, “Baba, Baba.” In the front row, her three sisters joined the
chorus.
There was something about the sister’s impassioned cry to her daddy that stirred my own
emotions. Suddenly the grandpa was my own father, or my mother’s father, who’d died young,
years before I was born. Tears filled my eyes, and before long, I was turning my face toward the
lilies to hide my sobs. Now I wasn’t just the foreigner, I was the foreigner drawing attention to
herself by crying at her old neighbor’s funeral, a neighbor with whom she had only exchanged
ni haos.
I watched Lili in the front row, leaning slightly against her father, and I was filled with longing
for my own family. They were thousands of miles away in Baltimore, and I hadn’t seen them in
months.
After the speeches, we filed around the coffin in a circle. I could see my red flowers positioned
on the mantle directly in front of the casket. I snuck a glimpse at the grandfather. He was
mostly obscured under mounds of flowers, but his bruised face looked much older than I
remembered, his hair grayer. I focused on the actions of the people going before me—a ritual
sequence of pauses and bows. I sighed with relief when I passed the casket and entered the
receiving line of grieving family members.
The ceremony ended at the crematorium. We walked down a hallway past orange plastic chairs
and crammed, elbow to elbow, into a small room. The casket, now closed, sat in an elevator
shaft of sorts with a row of buttons. This was the last chance to say goodbye before plunging
grandpa into the depths.
Lili whispered: “We paid extra so he’d go to the fire alone.” Apparently, there had been some
problems with getting the wrong ashes if you went economy style, and had your loved one
cremated alongside other people.
Perhaps Chinese are more comfortable with the inner workings of cremation since, in crowded
cities like Shanghai, the rate of cremation approaches 100 percent. I felt uneasy though as I
watched the staff send grandpa into the fire.
Afterward, we did a final walk around the place, this time tossing the black fabric patches we
had worn on our arms into an outdoor fireplace. Then we each took one leaping step forward—
away from the fire—to help the deceased transcend the gap between life and death. Before
boarding the bus, we all sipped sugar water, a symbol of heavenly bliss that came in the form of
iced tea juice boxes.
As we headed back on the bus, I tried to justify my presence at grandpa’s funeral.
“Once, I brought him a freshly-made extra chocolate brownie,” I told Lily, brightly. “I am not
sure if he ate it, but he was sitting there smiling in the kitchen.”
“Really?” she said, looking at me a bit strangely. I figured she didn’t know the English for
brownie so she wasn’t quite sure what I had offered him. We didn’t have much more to chat
about, so we sat in silence and watched the skyscrapers emerge again.
Back downtown, at the post-ceremony lunch, I struggled to eat a helping of chicken feet as the
entire table watched. Apart from that, though, it seemed as if I had made it through my first
Chinese funeral with minimal social missteps. Maybe I was finally getting into the swing of life
in China.
Then one day I breezed down the stairs and saw a familiar silhouette in the second-floor
kitchen. I grasped the banister and stared. If I believed in ghosts, I might have fainted in fear. It
was the old grandfather, the same buzz-cut hair, the thin white undershirt, even that same
bemused look he always gave me.
This elderly man, I realized, must have been just another of the numerous neighbors, without
any familial relation to mom, dad and Lili. But, if it wasn’t the buzz-cut man in the coffin, who
was it? And had I ever even met him?
I realized that I had unknowingly committed the most egregious of cultural misunderstandings.
Forget the glaring red bouquet, my self-conscious sobs, or my battle with the chicken feet; I
have absolutely no idea whose funeral I attended.
I kept that information to myself, though, and focused on getting to know the family
downstairs. Since the funeral, our relationship achieved a new level of familiarity.
The dad offered to teach me how to cook Kung Pao chicken. Lili invited me for tea, and asked
for advice on her latest love interest. The mom insisted on carrying my luggage down the stairs,
even if it was only a duffel bag. And, without fail, every single time we passed in the hallway,
they gave me a friendly ni hao.
Rubric for Composition I Paper THREE (The Evaluation Paper)
*Paper Three - Evaluation/Analysis Paper
100
3 – 4 Complete pages
Based upon the student’s own evaluation/analysis and the information gained from one of the
assigned Faigley readings – “Let It Snow,” “The Old Man Isn’t There Anymore,” and “In Praise
of Fast Food,” -- a 3-4 page evaluation paper will be constructed by the student. Students may
also evaluate “The Danger of a Single Story” or “Is Google Making Us Stupid?” or “Technology
Changing How Students Learn, Teachers Say”. Note -- This paper will be an analysis/evaluation
paper, not a plot summary. A strong position-based thesis, in-text citations, and a Work(s) Cited
page must be included with this paper; however, the Work(s) Cited page does NOT count as part
of the required 3-4 pages. Finally, the paper should include no or very little use of outside
sources other than the primary source that is being evaluated.
**This assignment addresses course competencies 1, 2, 3 and 5.
-Use your LB Handbook for Works Cited entries in an anthology: example 27, p. 463.
Use of the first person (I and we) and second person (you and all of its forms) is not
acceptable.
**Assignments that do not meet the specific paper guidelines as set forth in the
syllabus will receive a grade of zero.
Total Possible Points
Paper Requirements
5
*Length requirement
met-*Any paper that is
significantly shorter than
the minimum length
requirement will result in
an automatic 10-point
deduction. See the
syllabus for
requirements.
*Times New Roman.
*Font size 12.
*Double spaced.
* The paper has a title
and correct MLA heading,
etc.
Point Deductions
Introduction
*Compelling.
*Strong thesis or
controlling idea.
* Grabs the reader’s
attention.
*Is general and outlines
the main points of the
body paragraphs.
*The thesis appears at
the end of the
introduction, and it
clearly states the writer’s
evaluation.
15
Body Paragraphs
*Contains controlling
topic sentences and
supporting details.
*Coherent.
*Unified.
* Contains evidence from
one of the assigned
Faigley readings or other
approved topic for this
paper. See the syllabus
for approved topics for
this paper.
* Uses adequate
transitional devices.
* Body paragraphs are
evaluative in nature,
avoid plot summary, and
contain evidence from
the source being
evaluated.
*A paper that focuses
25
Introductions that are not
concise. -5
Introductions that do not
have a clear and arguable
thesis. -5
Introductions that are not
compelling and contain
announcements such as
“in this paper”, etc. -5
Paragraphs that are not
developed with adequate
support will result in 5point deductions each.
Paragraphs that do not
contribute to the original
thesis or ideas set forth I
the introduction will
result in 5-point
deductions each.
*Body paragraphs that do not
contain controlling topic sentences,
are not unified and coherent will
result in 3-point deductions each
for the first paper and 5-point
deductions each in subsequent
papers.
primarily on plot
summary will suffer an
automatic 25-point
deduction for this area of
the rubric.
Conclusion
10
*Sums up the main points
of the paper.
*Does not leave the
reader “hanging.”
* Sums up the original
thesis in different words.
* Does NOT introduce
new ideas that are not
covered in the body
paragraphs.
* The conclusion should
be concise.
Standard English
15
*Word choices and level
of diction appropriate to
the college level.
*Spelling.
*Avoids use of
contractions.
*Avoids use of the second
person.
*Avoids use of the first
person.
*Pronouns agree
*Subjects and verbs
agree.
* Maintains consistent
tense and/or
demonstrates logical
shifts in tense.
*Three (3) points will be deducted
for the first paper for failure to
effectively conclude. Five (5)
points will be deducted for each
subsequent paper.
*Use of slang, inappropriate
language, and informal diction will
result in various deductions as
deemed by the instructor. Pronoun
errors and subject/verb agreement
errors will count as a 1-point
deduction for each error.
*Pronoun errors and subject/verb
agreement errors will count as a 1point deduction for each error.
*Errors in verb tense will result in a
deduction of one point for each
occurrence
*Additional errors such as typing
errors, spelling errors, and other
concerns addressed in the
Adjusting to College Writing Sheets
will result in deduction of one point
for each occurrence
* Parallelism is
maintained.
* Overuse of the passive
voice is avoided.
*See the Adjusting to
College Writing Sheets in
Week One.
Total Possible Points
Punctuation
*Correct usage of
apostrophes, commas,
colons quotation marks,
semicolons, hyphens,
capitalization,
underlining/italics.
Appropriate punctuation
of in-text citations is
used.
*Avoid use of comma
splice, run-ons, and
fragments.
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Research Style
*Papers must adhere to
MLA conventions, which
include in-text citations,
page numbers, and title
information placement.
Be sure to use current
MLA guidelines. These
guidelines are found in
the LB Handbook.
*All summaries,
paraphrases, and quotes
are properly cited to
avoid plagiarism.
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Point Deductions
*Errors will count as a 1-point
deduction for each error. In the
final paper, comma splices, run-on
sentences, and fragments will
result in a 2-point deduction each.
*A minimum of 1 point will be
deducted for each error in MLA
format.
*The paper adheres to
the 1/3 to 2/3 rule for use
of quotes.
Research Sources
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*Papers must meet
credible source
requirements of each
paper.
*Wikipedia is not a
*Use of Wikipedia will result in an
credible source.
automatic 5-point deduction.
*Course reading(s) is/are
cited appropriately in a
Works Cited page.
Plagiarism
*Information borrowed
from a source other than
*Plagiarism of any kind will result
in an automatic “0” on the
the student is properly
assignment.
cited.
* Failure to submit a draft of this paper to Turnitin before submission to the
dropbox for grading will result in a grade of “0”. See the syllabus policies
regarding use of Turnitin.
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